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September 2010

18 posts

Doing That Thing You Do The Wonders

‘Cause I try and try to forget you girl,
But it’s just so hard to do,
Every time you do that thing you do

Sep 30, 20101 note
#rakenrol #the oneders
Buy one, take another one!

So bumili si Pepay ng bagong pantutuli (pangtanggal ng tutuli) dahil hobby nya ang mangalikot ng tenga. Pero may kakaiba sa pantutuli na ‘to.

Ako: Aba, ayos ah, umiilaw yung dulo na pinapasok sa tenga!

Pepay: Okey ba? Para di mo na kailangan ng flashlight pag kumukuha ka ng tutuli.

Ako: Teka, parang may mali. Gawa sa plastic yung pansandok. Paano ‘to pag nabali at nahulog sa loob?

Pepay: Okey lang ‘yan. Buy one take one nabili ko, so may spare pa!

Ako: *saksak puso, tulo ang dugo*

End of story.

Sep 29, 20104 notes
#nagbalik na nga pala ako sa wordpress #cross-posted #iheartmamon.wordpress.com #minsan lang 'to
“You wonder why I don’t talk to you anymore and please believe me when I say it’s not that I don’t want to, it’s just that everything I want to say I can’t tell you anymore.” —(via gaizelaxalan)
Sep 28, 20101 note
#:(
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Sep 27, 20100 notes
Sep 27, 201084 notes
#tangenamu M!!!one #lolz
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Sep 23, 201044 notes
Play
Sep 23, 20100 notes
#smoking popes #megan
Sep 20, 2010-1 notes
#mindfuck gais mindfuck #LOL they look the same! #Ayzprincess
Oh Oh Oh To Touch And Feel A Girl's Vagina A Heaven.

nubain:

Medyo bastos? E ano naman? Kung yan naman ang tumutulong sa’kin at sa iba pang student nurses dito sa mundo para makabisado ang labing dalawang Cranial Nerves.

Oh- Olfactory
Oh- Optic
Oh- Oculomotor
To- Trochlear
Touch- Trigeminal
And- Abducens
Feel- Facial
A- Auditory
Girl’s- Glossopharyngeal
Vagina- Vagus
A- Accessory
Heaven- Hypoglossal 

Kita mo! Masaya mag-nursing! :D

naalala ko ‘to. tinuro samen sa clinical psych. hihi

Sep 17, 201060 notes
3 steps to have a tranquil emo time

Step 1: Click this. Listen.

Step 2: Click this. Listen simultaneously with link #1.

Step 3: Click this. Listen. Enjoy. (Cry if you want to.)

Sep 15, 20102 notes
#pwede rin yung Ulan ng Cueshe
NASABAYABASAN

is the same when written backwards.

Sep 14, 2010-1 notes
#mindfuck gais mindfuck #what i learned in gradeschool
Sep 14, 20102 notes
#please don't laugh at her :(
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Sep 09, 20100 notes
#childhood #lalang
Alam mo 'pag kasama kita, para akong bus tuwing rush hour...


LAGING TAYUAN!

Sep 07, 20101 note
#/kabulastugan
Sep 07, 201016 notes
Fine Alkaline Trio

♫ It's gonna rain like this for days,
I'm gonna drown in my old ways,
But I'm fine.
I'm fine. ♫
Sep 07, 20100 notes
“Pwede ba, huwag mo ako landiin, may boypren ka pala.” —Me
Sep 02, 20102 notes
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